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Sep. 29th, 2009

Naruto In The Sun

Ugh...

Hello dear friends! Basically I went to Miami a few weeks ago and I had a bit of a meltdown when I got back and went crazy again. So I'm back in the hospital. I'm supposed to be here for 30 days, we'll see if I stay longer. But I won't be able to comment or read journals for awhile so I'll be offline for a bit. I'm not very interested in going online right now anyways. Hopefully I'll be better soon and no more hospitals for me.

Love,
Me
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Aug. 28th, 2009

Kishimoto Ships SasuNaru Too

HOTTIE ALERT!

Ok so I just came home from watching G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. The movie kinda stunk but that doesn't matter. There was this Asian dude who played Storm Shadow and he was gorgeous. Like I was drooling throughout the entire movie. So as soon as I got home I looked him up. His name is Byung-hun Lee and he is Korean.



Ahh god he's so good looking!

PS - I totally spaced out on the movie and imagined his character Storm Shadow having yaoi moments with his enemy/rival Snake Eyes. It's probably cuz they're Asian lol.

Aug. 27th, 2009

Ravish Me

Curious...

I'm curious. Does the height rule apply in yuri? Like the taller is the butch, and the shorter is the bitch. (LoLs at phrasing. Sorry) Just wondering if anyone can answer this for me? Thanks.

Aug. 13th, 2009

Naruto In The Sun

Semeuke.com

I took this test awhile ago. Decided to finally post it.


You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.


Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme


What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

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Jun. 3rd, 2009

Jensen Ackles

Notalwaysright.com

Found these on notalwaysright.com. These are real conversations.

You Say To-mah-to, I Say Pot-tah-to
Garden Store | Santa Barbara, CA, USA

Me: “Thank you for calling [garden store], this is ***. How can I help you today?”

Caller: “Yeah, i have mites on my, uh… tomato plants. I need something to put on them to kill the mites”

Me: “Well, sir, we have many different types of sprays and powders for bug eradication that can work.”

Caller: “I need something that can work indoors.”

Me: “Indoors? Like a greenhouse? Because the products we have are all natural and can be used in a greenhouse.”

Caller: “I mean indoors like in my house. I don’t want to use a spray in the closet in my room.”

Me: “Sir, you’re growing tomatoes in your closet?”

Customer “Uh, yeah… so what can I use?”

Me: “Well, we have a powder made of diatomes you can use to kill the mites, and you can still eat the tomatoes without any issue. It’s all natural and perfectly safe.”

Caller: “That sounds good, but… umm, what if I were to smoke the tomato plant? Would that still be safe?”

(I finally realize he’s NOT really talking about tomatoes.)

Me: “Umm, sir, tomato plants are part of the nightshade family and are actually poisonous if ingested. I wouldn’t recommend smoking them or eating the plant itself. Just the tomato.”

Caller: “But, if I had a plant that was smokeable, i could use the powder stuff and it would be okay?”

Me: “Yeah, just make sure you wash it good before you um… smoke it… as you would with any home-grown vegetables and fruits.”

Caller: “You’re sure? Because i don’t wanna die for smoking something i’m not supposed to.”

Me: “Then make sure you aren’t smoking the tomato plants in your closet and you’ll be fine. Have a nice day!”


Lost In Translation
Newspaper | Seattle, WA, USA

Me: “Hello, this is Classifieds, can I help you?”

Customer: *with a heavy accent* “Yays, I put een an ad, and eet sayes ‘peacock truck’ but eet should be ‘peacock truck’.”

Me: “The ad says ‘peacock truck’, but it should be ‘peacock truck’? I don’t understand the difference. Did they get the color wrong or something?”

Customer: “No, no, peacock - eet ees not a color, eet ees a peacock, a peacock truck!” *starts swearing in Spanish*

Me: “Sir, is there anyone else there who might be able to talk to me? I’m sorry; I can’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.”

Customer: “Eet is seemple, eet ees a peacock truck - Pee, uh, ee, ee, uh…”

Me: “Sir…are you trying to spell ‘pickup’? Is it a pickup truck you’re selling?”

Customer: ‘Yays, yays, eet ees a peacock truck, like I say before.”

Me: “Right, sir, I’ll fix that for you. We’ll run the ad for two days extra, to make up for lost time”.

Customer: “Thank you. Goodbye.” *hangs up*

(I receive another call later that day.)

Me: “Hello, this is Classifieds, can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I went to look at this truck that was advertised in your paper, and it wasn’t what they said it was. It’s false advertising!”

Me: “What was the problem? What was wrong?”

Customer: ‘Well, the ad said it was a peacock truck, and I love that color. We went to see it, and it was black! That’s not peacock!”


Not Quite The Cat’s Meow
Tech Support | Bakersfield, CA, USA

(I work for an online traffic school and for some of the counties, we need them to put answers to security questions.)

Me: “Hi, this is ***, how can I help you?”

Caller: “Hey, it says that I missed a security question and that I need to call this number to continue.”

Me: “Okay, what question did you miss?”

Caller: “I missed what is my favorite animal.”

(I get his personal information and look up his answer.)

Me: “Sir, the answer we have here says ‘Pussy’. You are aware that this is also the same answer you have for… your favorite food?”

Caller: *click*


Back In My Day, A Feather Duster Was Enough
Restaurant | Lexington, KY, USA

(I was going to get some milk out of a refrigerator while my coworker was taking an order at the drive-thru. Here is the conversation that took place.)

Coworker: “Okay, please pull up to the window.”

Customer: “IF YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL HIT YOU UP SIDE THE HEAD WITH A PAY PHONE!”

Me: *leaning out of the refrigerator* “Did she say…”

Coworker: “…a pay phone?”

(As far as we can guess, her child had said something to her and we just overheard her!)


Just Another Day In Stonerville
Sandwich Delivery | Chicago, IL, USA

I work at a gourmet sandwich company. We can make sandwiches for delivery, pickup, or sit-down. We often get calls from a lot of stoners that want their sandwiches delivered. Probably for “munchies.” It’s about 4pm on Saturday when I get this call.

Me: “Welcome to Jimmy John’s, this is Molly. How can I help you?”

Stoner 1: “Hey…yeah…”

Me: “How can I help you today, sir?”

Stoner 1: “What?”

Me: “Would you like to order something?”

Stoner 1: “Yes…”

(After about two minutes of silence…)

Me: “Hello? Are you still there, sir?”

Stoner 1: “Yeah, I’m waiting for you to like, ask me what I want.”

Me: “…Okay, what would you like?”

Stoner 1: *tells me his order*

Me: “Would you like anything else with that?”

Stoner 1: “Yeah… get me a cookie.”

(At this point, I hear a plethora of other stoners in the background.)

Stoner 2: “Cookies!? Where?”

Stoner 1: *laughing* “Dude, I’m on the phone with the cookie company!”

(Now I can hear Stoner 2 grab the phone and he begins talking to me.)

Stoner 2: “Hey, cookie company? Make that two cookies!”

Stoner 3: “Four cookies! I want two!”

Stoner 2: “SIX COOKIES!”

Me *trying not to laugh* “Okay, sir, will that be all?”

Stoner 2: “Yeahhhhhh.”

Me: “Will that be for pickup or delivery?”

Stoner 2: “Delivery…” *gives address*

Stoner 1: “DUDE, WHAT IF SHE’S A NARC?”

Stoner 2: “Sh*t! You know that address I just gave you? I lied about it!”

(Now I decide to have a little fun with them, considering they wasted my time.)

Me: “Okay, but as a little treat, I’m going to have it delivered anyway. My car will be the one with red and blue flashing lights that reads P-O-L-I-C-E on the side.”

Stoner 2: “A car with lights? That’s awesome!”

Stoner 1: “Dude, she means the police!”

Stoner 2: “SH*T!” *click*

(We ended up delivering to them anyway, because TECHNICALLY they never canceled their order. Our delivery guy came back with the full order, telling us that someone answered the door to tell him no one was home.)


A Bad Day To Be A Pair Of Jeans
Retail Clothing Store | Corbin, KY, USA

(It was about 5 minutes to closing on a Saturday night and we had maybe 5-6 employees working all female. A new bar had just opened next door, and a drunk man wandered in.)

Drunk Man: “I need to buy some matches.”

Me: “I’m sorry sir. We don’t sell matches–only clothes.”

Drunk Man: “Well, then sell me a lighter. I need a cigarette.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. We don’t sell lighters or matches, just clothes.”

Drunk Man: “D*mn it, just give me one.”

Me: “I don’t have one, sir, or trust me I would.”

Drunk Man: “You lying b**ch! Give me a f**king match you b**ch!”

Me: “Sir, you need to leave or I’m calling the police. We don’t have lighters or matches. I’m sorry, but I can’t help you.”

Drunk Man: “I’ll get it myself!”

(He storms off toward the men’s department. I call my co-worker in that department, then call the manager to give them a heads up. A few minutes later the man goes running out (empty handed) and my co-worker is racing after him. She grabs my phone and starts screaming over the intercom for our manager. I asked her what happened.)

Coworker: “He pissed all over the Levis!”


I’ll Take A Double Entendre With A Side Of Innuendo
Gas Station | Redmond, OR, USA

(I was a pump attendant (Oregon is a no-self-serve state) and a fairly attractive middle-aged woman in a mid 90’s Ford pickup pulled up for fuel. Now, that style of truck has two gas tanks, one in front, one in back. Here’s our conversation:)

Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

Her: “I just need ten bucks worth of diesel, please.”

Me: “Okay, which tank?”

Her: “Oh, I think I’ll take it in the rear tonight!”

(We both paused, she turned bright red, and it was all I could do not to bust out laughing!)

May. 29th, 2009

Your Mom Voldemorrt

Direct Quote

Me: So Leslie called yesterday for you.

Mom: Oh ok.

Me: Is she black?

Mom: Yeah.

Me: I thought she was white.

Mom: Why'd you think that?

Me: Maybe cuz her name was Leslie and not Anquineesha.

Mom: You are so bad.


Yes, I'm part black. Yes, that does give me license to make fun of my own race.
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May. 5th, 2009

Jensen Ackles

Well now...

Sooo... I broke up with my boyfriend. I thought it was best. We'd been dating for a month and I wasn't feeling anything for him other than friendship. Plus he was getting too touchy-feely and he would start breathing heavy whenever we got close like he was super turned on. It creeped me out. He also started calling me like every day and I started dreading his calls and I was starting to get very annoyed by him and I realized I was this close to like being really pissed off at him for no reason and I realized this was ruining our friendship so I dumped him. He was like yeah I think we're better off as friends but I could tell he was hurt. Oh well. Hopefully things won't be awkward now and we can just be good friends again. Maybe next time around I should actually make sure I like the guy romantically before jumping into a relationship. LoL.
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Apr. 15th, 2009

Yu and Shu Flowerhead

Have You Ever?

Got from [info]amaniblue

Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
(X) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(X) Thrown Up From Drinking

Level 5
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit

Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

Level 7
(X) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sliding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

Level 19
(X) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
(X) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(X) Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed

Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(X) Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black Mailed

Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
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Apr. 7th, 2009

Hypnotized Sasuke

I'm A Bad Bad Girl

So my male friend that asked me out. Well he asked me out again over the phone and after much discussion of what our relatioship would be like I said yes. So now I have my first boyfriend. It's weird, but nice. I told him he had to teach me how to be a good girlfriend for future reference. I think we both know this relationship won't last long and that we're better as friends but I think he wants to take it as far as he can go in that time. For example we were at his house and he kissed me day after we agreed to date. It was so awkward for me but he seemed to like it. Then he got very touchy-feely and stared at my boobs for a while. His mom told him to keep the door open but he kept closing it and he would always try to get me alone upstairs away from everyone. Not to mention he was breathing kinda heavily when he was around me. So I thought I explained we were going to take this realtionship slow and that we were just dating because we had no one else to date. He agreed but now he wants to ravish me. I've got the really bad feeling he actually really likes me. So I've got no clue as to what to do. Me and the situations I get myself into. LoL. Oh well we'll just have to see what happens.
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Apr. 2nd, 2009

Your Mom Voldemorrt

Survey

Whats your relationship status?
Single

Have you ever layed on a couch with someone else?
Yes

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
A few

Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
Yep

The last person you kissed needs you at 3AM, do you go?
I'd go anywhere for one of my friends at 3 AM

Do you love the last person you called?
A bit.

Are you easily scared by horror/​thriller films?
Terrificly so

Could you date someone taller than you?
I'm 5 feet tall so that would be a definite yes

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
A couple

Favorite fruit?
Strawberries or raspberries

How many piercings do you have, and what are they?
7 piercings. 6 in my ears. 1 in the tongue.

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Sometimes

What are you listening to?
"Gone With The Sin" - HIM

Next time you will kiss someone?
Hopefully before I'm 30.

Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
I ge along with both farely well.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J?
No don't think so

Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
Most of the guys I've liked have never known

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
I've highlighted it blonde

What are your plans for the weekend?
Hanging out with my mom and Tom. Seeing my dad.

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
Sleeping

Where do you want to go?
Where don't I want to go?

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Reading a GetBackers manga

Honestly, who was the last person to make you smile?
My mom. She called my ex-best friend who I had a falling out with fat.

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?

Q: Do you like your life right now?
A: Not really

What's your current boy situation?
No situation. Could have one if I wanted, but the boy who wants to have a situation with me is only my type physically.

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
No

Do you cry a lot? Have you recently?
No and no

What was on your mind mostly today?
My plans for next year

Did you hold hands with anyone recently?
Yes

Interested in anyone at the moment?
Not really

Have a best friend?
No not really. It's really sad my life.

What's bothering you right now?
This survey pointing out my lack of boy and friends. lol

Who was the last person you spoke on the phone for over an hour?
Tom

If you were upset, who's the first guy you would go to?
Depends on what I was upset about. But either my dad or Tom.

Do you need to say anything to someone?
"You need to be a better friend to me. I can't do all the work in this relationship." But I'd never say that, I'd be too afraid to lose them over it.

How many kids do you want to have?
Zero point zero

Have you kissed someone in the past month?
No

Will you talk to the person you like/love on the phone tonight?
No

What's the first thing you saw when you woke up this morning?
My Asami pillow

Are you attracted to the last person you made out with?
Not even a little bit

Do you still talk to them?
No and I never want to again

How many hours did you sleep last night?
Like 11 hours

Is there someone you cant stop thinking about right now?
Yes

Something you really want right now?
It to be next year

Do you think you're old?
An old soul maybe.

Are you a jealous person?
I can be

Where have you lived throughout your life?
Florida, US

Have you ever seen the last person you texted naked?
No

Who is the last person you saw naked?
Jane and Jessie

Will today be better than yesterday?
Hope so

What are you looking forward to?
Next year.

What are your plans for tomorrow?
Doctors and hanging with mi mama.

Do you want to see somebody right now?
Yes I'm lonely

What would you do if the last person you kissed asked you on a date?
Run

What color shirt are you wearing?
Black what else

Do you always answer your phone?
If someone calls me, but no one ever does

Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
My mom

Do you prefer boys that have dark or light hair?
Who cares?

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Can't remember

Is there anyone who doesnt like you?
Probably

Do you laugh a lot?
No

You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
Nose

Do you like your name?
Yeah it's spelled funky

Are you alone?
Why do you want to know?

Do you love someone?
A couple people

Are you a lover or a fighter?
Both

Who is the last person you kissed?
Will

What were you thinking during it?
Ewwww he kisses like a lizard

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
No

Do you wave when you see people you know?
I smile

Last four people to text you?
Sarah, Meja, Mom, and myself

Last person you hugged?
Tom

Do you drink Red Bull or any other energy drink on a regular basis?
Sometimes

Name something you have in common with all of your siblings?
Our father and mother?

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate!

Describe your hair?
Shoulder length. Brown with blonde highlights. Thick and soft. Mixed people's hair.

How has this week been?
Slow and boring

Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Yes

What do you think of your default icon?
Akihito is so sexy in it.

If you were watching a TV show, which would it be? why do you like it?
Rock of Love Bus. The hoes are hilarious

Who was the last person that made you laugh?
My mom. The whole fat ex-bf thing.

What color shirt were you wearing when you had your last kiss?
Red paisley

Is there someone you can spend every minute with and be happy?
Yes

Do you like to cuddle?
Yep

Are you keeping a secret right now?
How'd you know?

What were you doing at 12:30 last night?
Sleeping

Was it a boy or a girl who called you first today?
Girl

When's the next time you'll see your best friend?
Don't have one remember *sobs*

Which movie did you last see in theaters?
12 Rounds

Three days in a hotel or NFL game tickets?
Hotel

Would you rather watch football or baseball.
Football

Do you know anyone who's been in jail?
A couple

Does someone like you right now?
I hope so

Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
Yeah

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
Yeah

Last person who drove you somewhere (besides your parents)?
Me

Are you open with your feelings to people?
Sometimes
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Mar. 2nd, 2009

Jensen Ackles

Drama In The Life Of This Angel

So I was complaining to my male friend about how I wanted a boyfriend when he drops a bombshell on me. He says he wants to be my boyfriend. Needless to say I was shocked shitless. I made the mistake of telling him he's like a younger brother to me. He was highly offended by this. Why can't guys I actually like every ask me out? And it's hilarious my friend is totally my type. I'm 21 and I've never dated and I'm sorta feeling like I passed up my one chance. Still I won't date him because of that. It'd be wrong. Oh well. Such is the life of this angel.
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Jan. 17th, 2009

Ravish Me

Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces (Chapter 4)

Title: Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces
Author: [info]darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Viewfinder
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Rating: PG-13 for trauma and language
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Yamane Ayano.
A/N: Woo! Here's the next chapter you guys. Again sorry I'm such a slow writer. BTW, love tanks are not something I made up. My theripist mentioned them in therapy with me. They are an idea from the book Love Is A Choice by Robert Hemfelt, Frank Minirth, and Paul Meier.

Prologue ~ Read more... )

Sep. 18th, 2008

Loaded Weapon

Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces (Chapter 3)

Title: Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces
Author: [info]darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Viewfinder
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Rating: PG-13 for trauma and language
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Yamane Ayano.

Prologue ~ Read more... )

Sep. 12th, 2008

Ravish Me

Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces (Chapter 2)

Title: Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces
Author: [info]darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Viewfinder
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Rating: PG-13 for trauma and language
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Yamane Ayano.
A/N: Sorry it takes me so long to update, but my life is hectic. Sorry it's so short but good news is the next 2 chapters will be out shortly after this one.

Prologue ~ Read more... )

Jun. 6th, 2008

Creepy Happy Sunako

Otaku

Lollercaust! I'm sorry but it's so true!

Apr. 25th, 2008

Ravish Me

Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces (Chapter 1)

Title: Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces
Author: [info]darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Viewfinder
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Rating: PG-13 for trauma and language
Disclaimer: Akihito and Asami belong to Yamane Ayano. All other characters belong to moi.

Prologue ~ Read more... )

Mar. 29th, 2008

Jin Looking Sexy

I'm The Only One (JinxKatsuki)

Title: I'm The Only One
Author: [info]darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Love Mode
Pairing: Jin x Katsuki
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Shimizu Yuki. I'm just borrowing them.
A/N: My first Love Mode fic for my favorite pairing. It's a songfic set to Melissa Etheridge's "I'm The Only One". This song is sung from the point of view of a girl but I changed it to be from a boy's POV.


Please baby cant you see
My minds a burnin hell
I got razors a rippin and tearin and strippin
My heart apart as well



They’d gotten into a fight again. They fought a lot but that was the nature of their relationship. This time it had ended different though. Instead of the long hours of make-up sex Katsuki had stormed off. How could anyone blame him? When you find out the long lost love of your sorta-but-not-really boyfriend has come to town and has requested to see your sorta-but-not-really boyfriend you have the right to get angry.

‘I thought we had moved past him’

Katsuki hadn’t broached the subject of Jin’s past with him but when Jin had semi-retired, now only training new hosts, and had Katsuki move in with him he’d taken that as a sign.


Tonight you told me
That you ache for something new
And some other man is lookin’ like something
That might be good for you



But when the owner had given Jin the news, Jin accepted with no apparent thoughts to Katsuki at all.


Go on and hold him till the screaming is gone
Go on believe him when he tells you
Nothings wrong
But I’m the only one
Who’ll walk across the fire for you
I’m the only one
Who’ll drown in my desire for you
Its only fear that makes you run
The demons that you’re hiding from
When all your promises are gone
I’m the only one



Why couldn’t Jin see? His prince was going to leave him again? Were they going to do the long distance thing? Where did this leave Katsuki?

He needed a drink. Going to his usual haunt he ran into Amagai-senpai.

“Hey Katsuki I just heard. I’m sorry man.”

“Fuck Jin. I’m getting shit faced.”

“Oh boy.”

A few hours later Katsuki sniffled into his 6th drink.

“I hate him. He’s an asshole. Why do I put up with him?”

“I don’t know. Why don’t you stop drinking?”

Katsuki glared at Amagai through his long bangs.

“No way. I’m just getting started. Touma!”

Touma came over and looked at Katsuki.

“I think you’ve had enough.”

“Man, fuck all you guys. I’m going home.”


Please baby cant you see
I’m trying to explain
I’ve been here before and I’m locking the door
And I’m not going back again
His eyes and arms and skin wont make
It go away
You’ll wake up tomorrow and wrestle the sorrow
That holds you down today



Staggering out the bar Katsuki headed back towards the B&B. When he opened the door to his and Jin’s room the sight that greeted him was unexpected.

Jin.


Go on and hold him till the screaming is gone
Go on believe him when he tells you
Nothings wrong



“What are you doing here?”

Jin looked at him.

“I live here.”

Katsuki glared.

“Done fucking your prince?”

Jin raised his eyebrows.

“What makes you think we had sex?”

Katsuki stopped short.

“You didn’t?”

“For your information, no. We talked.”

“Talked? You?”

“Would you rather we had sex?”

“No! No…I’m just not sure I believe you.”

Jin smirked at him and came to stand close in front of him. Very close. Katsuki felt warm breath tickle his ear.

"Would you like me to prove it?”

Wanting to melt into Jin, Katsuki instead pushed him away.

“Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why didn’t you have sex?”

Sighing Jin raked a hand through his hair.

“Because…”

“Bacause what?”

“Because he has someone he loves.”

“Oh so that’s it. The prince has someone else. So of course he wouldn’t be interested. And here I though you could charm the pants off of anyone.”

“Just about.”

Katsuki laughed harshly, then looked at Jin sadly.

“You’re such a bastard.”

“Aren’t I though?”

Katsuki was tired. He sighed.

“I’m staying at a friend’s place tonight. I’ll see you later.”

Turning he walked to the door and opened it. At least he triend to open it. He rattled the knob again. Stil the door wouldn’t budge. Looking up he saw a hand holding the door closed. Jin’s hand. Whirling around he looked at Jin in surprise.

“Maybe that wasn’t the only reason nothing happened. Maybe I wasn’t interested.”

“You? Not interested in sex?”

Jin sighed.

“Maybe I’m interested in sex. Just not with him.”

Moving closer he pressed Katsuki into the door. Katsuki could feel that “interest” pushing into his stomach.


But I’m the only one
Who’ll walk across the fire for you
I’m the only one
Who’ll drown in my desire for you
It’s only fear that makes you run
The demons that you’re hiding from
When all your promises are gone
I’m the only one



Katsuki’s voice came out as a squeek.

“Really?”

“Maybe.”

Katsuki sighed.

“You won’t give me an inch, will you?”

Sighing he wrapped his arms around Jin’s neck.

“You know I’m the only one who’ll love you this much.”

His answer was a smirk before Jin closed the gap between their lips.

Mar. 27th, 2008

Loaded Weapon

Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces (Prologue)

Title: Shattered Mirror 2: Picking Up The Pieces
Author: [info]darkyaoiangel
Fandom: Viewfinder
Pairing: Asami x Akihito
Rating: PG-13 for trauma and language
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Yamane Ayano. If they belonged to me Asami and Akihito would have been back together already.
A/N: Sorry it's so short. I promise the next chapter will be much longer. But I can't
find the notebook I wrote the story in. So I'm writing it all over from scratch.


Red lights lit the sky and the scream of sirens filled the air. Below an ambulance transported Takaba Akihito to Takigawa Hospital. A sleek black limousine followed closely behind it.


~~


“Asami-san?”

Asami Ryuichi lifted his golden eyes to see a man in a surgeon’s uniform standing before him. Asami rose quickly from his seat.

“How is he?”

“Physically Takaba-san will be fine. He has a few broken ribs, various lacerations that need stitching, and a torn rectum. He was also severely dehydrated. Good news is he’ll be good as new in a few months.”

“And the bad news?”

“Mentally he’s a wreck. It took 6 orderlies to hold him down just so we could sedate him.”

Asami sighed heavily.

“I’m just a surgeon. This boy needs serious psychiatric care.”

Asami nodded, barely listening to what the man was saying anymore. Akihito would be ok…at least physically. But his boy was strong. He’d make it through all this. Asami repeated this over and over in his mind.

“I’ll get him the best help possible.”

Mar. 4th, 2008

Ravish Me

I'm Back!

I'm back! I got a lot of writing done when I was in the hospital. Truth is I might be going back into the hospital in another week. We'll see. I have a lot of reading to catch up on and after that I'll start posting.

First release: Chapter 1 of Shattered Mirror's sequel.

Dec. 19th, 2007

Ravish Me

Going Crazy

Yo I'm going back into "the 'hab". I'm a bi-polorized mess, and I need some relaxin' and intensive therapy so I don't go batshit crazy. I'll be there for about a month. But at least I'll get a lot of writing done while I'm there.

Speaking of fics...

FICS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
1) Unnamed Viewfinder - Asami loses his memory fic
2) Unnamed Viewfinder - Asami has nightmares fic.
3) Unnamed Viewfinder - Smutty sick Takaba fic.
4) Unnamed Love Mode - Jin x Katsuki. Songfic.
5) Unnamed Love Mode - Jin x Katsuki. Katsuki meets his biggest idol. Could Jin possibly be jealous?
6) Unnamed Saiyuki - 39. Songfic.

7) Big Boys Don't Cry...They Get Even - AU Viewfinder Fic. This may turn into a SasuNaru fic.

8)VF - Shattered Mirror's Sequel: Picking Up The Pieces.

9)VF - You Can Take Your Shoes Off. Fluffy A/A fic.

10) VF - Seven Deadly Sins fic

11) Songfic. Undecided fandom.

12) Gravitation - Songfic. Y/S

13) 1sentence LJ community challenges for:
Viewfinder
Love Mode
SasuNaru
Gravitation

Yes I am in the process of writing/drafting all of these fics. Why do I take so much on???? Because I'm an idiot.

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